So I got bored again and decided to start a new website. It is apparent that the search engine business can make millions, if not bajillions of dollars. So I figured that if I am to reap any reward for my work, I better launch my search engine now, while it’s still early. Call me money-hungry, or call me unoriginal, but don’t come crawling to me asking me for favors when i’m rich!! muah-ha-ha!!
Ladies and gentlemen…
Ok, not only am I an entrepeneur, but I am also a philanthropist. So, if you need help starting your own search engine too, you can email me and we’ll talk. Just don’t forget about me when you get rich too.

Don’t be jealous. I’m just badass, what can I say? My friend and I had VIP tickets to the John Mayer / Sheryl Crow concert this past weekend. Section 102, row M. We were really a stones throw away from the stage. But even as expensive as these tickets were, the familiar scent of weed always manages to find its way to you. Ha. But besides the great seats and the free weed, how else does “VIP” make me better than you, you wonder?
Although all of this sounds great, once your friends, who could only afford lawn seats in the nosebleed section, find out that you have access to free hot chocolate, you can instantly go from Mr. VIP to Mr. ‘hot chocolate’ messenger boy… JFYI!! So be careful. haha.