Got Choy?

Listen to yo’ momma… Choy is good for you.

So I got bored again and decided to start a new website. It is apparent that the search engine business can make millions, if not bajillions of dollars. So I figured that if I am to reap any reward for my work, I better launch my search engine now, while it’s still early. Call me money-hungry, or call me unoriginal, but don’t come crawling to me asking me for favors when i’m rich!! muah-ha-ha!!

Ladies and gentlemen…


Ok, not only am I an entrepeneur, but I am also a philanthropist. So, if you need help starting your own search engine too, you can email me and we’ll talk. Just don’t forget about me when you get rich too. ;-)

Do you ever have one of those weekends, where nothing gets accomplished… where none of the tasks which you intended on doing ever got done… where all the plans you actually tried to make, didn’t really work out… yet, it still felt like a perfect weekend? I just had one of those weekends… and I can’t begin to describe how nice it was. Crazy, huh?

SIDE-STORY: Caltrain operators are ho-bags. (Can I call them that? I don’t care, it’s my website.) Well, they are…

[The setting: 10:04pm - Guy and girl jump off the late bus and run to the station in an attempt to catch a 10 o'clock train about 100 feet away. When they get to the gate, it was apparent that the train had just left as a thirty-something wench lady removes the "10:00pm" sign]

Unnamed Stud: “How long ago did the train leave?”

Ho-bag: [looks at watch briefly] “Well it’s ten oh four and forty-five seconds” [without giving anyone a chance to respond, ho-bag prances off with chest held high... literally]

[girl flips off the train operator as she's not looking ]

[close curtain]

This may be old news to some, but there are emulators out there on the internet that allow you to play old skool Nintendo games from your web browser. Here is another another one of those websites with an emulator and a huge selection of games, including classics like Super Mario Brothers, The Legend of Zelda, and Metroid. Remember going to your friend’s place and getting drunk while playing Tecmo Bowl?? (Neither do I, but I remember Tecmo Bowl! :-P )

  • vNES [vnes.thatsanderskid.com]

Naturally, I wanted to check out the game “Volleyball” as I never knew it existed for the Nintendo! What’s funny to note, is that they all bow at the endline before the start of the match just like they do in Chinese Nineman Volleyball! Haha. On a not so funny note, they also make love to their balls before they serve. I sh*t you not.

Don’t be jealous. I’m just badass, what can I say? My friend and I had VIP tickets to the John Mayer / Sheryl Crow concert this past weekend. Section 102, row M. We were really a stones throw away from the stage. But even as expensive as these tickets were, the familiar scent of weed always manages to find its way to you. Ha. But besides the great seats and the free weed, how else does “VIP” make me better than you, you wonder?

  1. Parking right next to the amphitheatre in the VIP lot
  2. Private entrance right next to the VIP parking lot
  3. A VIP lounge to mingle with other VIP people
  4. VIP bathrooms
  5. Dinner included in the VIP lounge
  6. Free VIP coffee and VIP hot chocolate

Although all of this sounds great, once your friends, who could only afford lawn seats in the nosebleed section, find out that you have access to free hot chocolate, you can instantly go from Mr. VIP to Mr. ‘hot chocolate’ messenger boy… JFYI!! So be careful. haha.

Oh yah, and the music was good too. =)

New Toys!

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Check out the sidebar! I’m as giddy as a kid in a candy shop! I’ve just installed two new plug-ins to this thing I call a website and the Got Choy? experience has been enhanced!

  1. WPG2 – Embedded Gallery2 to the website. Not only is there an integrated photo gallery that displays my photos seamlessly under the My Photo Gallery link, but the site also displays a thumbnail to my “Newest Album” as well as a “Random Image” as you can see in the sidebar to the right! Whee!
  2. XSPF Player – A flash-based web application which plays mp3′s as listed in XSPF format. Currently, I’ve got my Summer 2006 hit list loaded =) Try it out!

Day 2 of gotchoy.com has been a success. I know, all of you are left thinking, what’s next Andrew?!? Well… I’ve got some things in mind. ;)