“When I Grow Up …”
by Andrew on Feb.06, 2009, under Funnies
Ray found this in a forum the other day. Real or not from some daughter? Who cares. It’s hilarious.
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(Here’s the reply the teacher got the next day.)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.Smith
Hilarious Superbowl Ad
by Andrew on Feb.05, 2009, under Funnies, Video
If you saw the super bowl and paid attention to the ads, then you probably already saw this one. But if you haven’t, this one is a must see from careerbuilder.com. Perhaps my fave, besides of course naturally the E*TRADE baby one. I hope it doesn’t apply to any of you. Although I’m sure my friend Ray dreams about punching small animals.
Sleepwalker
by Andrew on Feb.03, 2009, under Fun Links
This video is pretty slick. I came across it on yahoo and I was glued for the entire clip. The ending was a little anti-climatic, but bonus points for originality. I hope I never get caught sleep walking like this.
The Curious Case of Forrest Gump
by Andrew on Jan.19, 2009, under Thoughts
This is probably funnier if you’ve seen “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”. An uncanny resemblance for sure.
Benjamin Button was great. I also enjoyed it 15 years ago when they called it Forrest Gump. From Talkshow with Spike Feresten.
Too funny. Thanks Ray.
Bush, shoo!
by Andrew on Dec.16, 2008, under Funnies
Much like the age-old philosophical riddle, “If a tree falls in the forest…” …
If a shoe was thrown at Obama, would it still be funny?
I don’t think so. I think the homies on the east side will kick the perpetrator’s ass.










