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A Belated Gong Hay Fat Choy

Andrew — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:49:22 +0000

Gosh, I feel dumber than a parrot… and to add insult to injury, he’s calling me fat… I think…

[For the Chinese challenged, Bobo, the parrot, hears his neighbor bird, Kaka, chirping in the background towards the end of the video. This prompts Bobo to ask "Kaka, Gan suh muh?", which means: "Kaka, what are you doing?"]

“When I Grow Up …”

Andrew — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 19:45:01 +0000

Ray found this in a forum the other day. Real or not from some daughter? Who cares. It’s hilarious.

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(Here’s the reply the teacher got the next day.)

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs.Smith

Hilarious Superbowl Ad

Andrew — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 02:45:02 +0000

If you saw the super bowl and paid attention to the ads, then you probably already saw this one. But if you haven’t, this one is a must see from careerbuilder.com. Perhaps my fave, besides of course naturally the E*TRADE baby one. I hope it doesn’t apply to any of you. Although I’m sure my friend Ray dreams about punching small animals.

Time for a new job advertisement on youtube

Bush, shoo!

Andrew — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:03:26 +0000

Much like the age-old philosophical riddle, “If a tree falls in the forest…” …

If a shoe was thrown at Obama, would it still be funny?

I don’t think so. I think the homies on the east side will kick the perpetrator’s ass.

“I Believe It’s Just God Hugging Us Closer”

Andrew — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:04:52 +0000

This will no doubt be an instant SNL classic. Originally aired on Saturday, September 13, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler produce a hilarious duologue with impersonations of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and Senator Hillary Clinton.

Fey’s impersonation though, imo, steals the show as perhaps one of the best of SNL as she was virtually the spitting image of Governor Palin. Poehler, however, gets the last laugh as she today announces her exit from SNL when she takes her maternity leave in a few weeks.

“NOooo MINE!”

Sex Sells…

Andrew — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:59:23 +0000

… But this has got to be too much.

I think the Forever 21 at the Great Mall in Milpitas took it a bit too far this time around. My girlfriend and I caught glimpse of three mannequins in quite a compromising position, or at atleast we thought so. Post your thoughts in the comments!

Needless to say, it appeared that she wanted in some of the action. Well, at least we can’t blame “Forever 21″ for living up to its name and appealing to the 21 and over crowd.

South Africa and The Iraq… such as.

Andrew — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 23:39:25 +0000

Miss Teen USA 2007 Pageant! For once, I wish I Tivo’d it. But ahh, the magic of YouTube.

You gotta feel bad for the poor girl. She was under a lot of pressure. Question from a little girl… national television… AC Slater from Saved By The Bell! But one must ask after watching this…. “Like… what?”

I’m proud to have offered you this video, to help our education over here, in the US, should help the US, such as…

Otters Holding Hands

Andrew — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 23:45:51 +0000

I’m not one to frequently admit that I find things cute or attractive… but I can attest to seeing how things may be cute or attractive to other people. However, THIS is CUTE.

I guess that even in a state of captivity, love still survives… even for these two sea otters.

(For NBC’s Conan O’Brian’s response, click here)

Omg! LG Natl Txtng Chmpnshps!!

Andrew — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 22:19:28 +0000

Just when you thought CTS (carpal tunnel syndrome) of the thumbs caused by the repetitive stress of texting with a cell phone was weird and unusual… LG brings you The LG National Texting Championships! $25,000 grand prize to the person who has the quickest thumbs. I should register my entire 18’s girls volleyball team. At every opportunity, they have their phones by them, texting frantically as it were as much of a necessity to life as like water. But I digress…

Anyways, the catch to compete in such a famed event (right up there with American Idol)? You have to have an LG phone. Damn it. Guess I’m not going to Hollywood this year.

The IRack

Andrew — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 18:26:52 +0000

In a time of war and high alert, it’s consoling to know that we can still enjoy the luxuries that living the United States allows us… such as the brilliantly marketed “i-products” developed by Apple. Sometimes tho, don’t we feel that they go overboard with their “i-etc’s?” “i-this”… “i-that”… They’re gonna get into trouble one day…

(Thanks for the link Ray!)