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Gosh, I feel dumber than a parrot… and to add insult to injury, he’s calling me fat… I think…

[For the Chinese challenged, Bobo, the parrot, hears his neighbor bird, Kaka, chirping in the background towards the end of the video. This prompts Bobo to ask "Kaka, Gan suh muh?", which means: "Kaka, what are you doing?"]

Ray found this in a forum the other day. Real or not from some daughter? Who cares. It’s hilarious.

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(Here’s the reply the teacher got the next day.)

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs.Smith

If you saw the super bowl and paid attention to the ads, then you probably already saw this one. But if you haven’t, this one is a must see from careerbuilder.com. Perhaps my fave, besides of course naturally the E*TRADE baby one. I hope it doesn’t apply to any of you. Although I’m sure my friend Ray dreams about punching small animals.

Time for a new job advertisement on youtube

Much like the age-old philosophical riddle, “If a tree falls in the forest…” …

If a shoe was thrown at Obama, would it still be funny?

I don’t think so. I think the homies on the east side will kick the perpetrator’s ass.

This will no doubt be an instant SNL classic. Originally aired on Saturday, September 13, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler produce a hilarious duologue with impersonations of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and Senator Hillary Clinton.

Fey’s impersonation though, imo, steals the show as perhaps one of the best of SNL as she was virtually the spitting image of Governor Palin. Poehler, however, gets the last laugh as she today announces her exit from SNL when she takes her maternity leave in a few weeks.

“NOooo MINE!”