Just when you thought CTS (carpal tunnel syndrome) of the thumbs caused by the repetitive stress of texting with a cell phone was weird and unusual… LG brings you The LG National Texting Championships! $25,000 grand prize to the person who has the quickest thumbs. I should register my entire 18’s girls volleyball team. At every opportunity, they have their phones by them, texting frantically as it were as much of a necessity to life as like water. But I digress…

Anyways, the catch to compete in such a famed event (right up there with American Idol)? You have to have an LG phone. Damn it. Guess I’m not going to Hollywood this year.